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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hi my name is Vance and I’m pretty moe. You’ll have to learn how to deal with this theme until I can fix it.</description><title>A Cornucopia of Mediocrity</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @slashbolt)</generator><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>hirosashii:

Hah, clever
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cadc9c785fad2b859ccc5687f88b7c56/tumblr_mn7xp5Mn7V1qiogiao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hirosashii.tumblr.com/post/51095071790/hah-clever" target="_blank"&gt;hirosashii&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hah, clever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51253111902</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51253111902</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 18:02:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>whydontihatemarrymyself:

might actually have respect for you if...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c4a60de73b0c132eeb54daa8120e532/tumblr_mn41l6Rlve1r2qpyoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whydontihatemarrymyself.tumblr.com/post/51241252885/might-actually-have-respect-for-you-if-it-werent" target="_blank"&gt;whydontihatemarrymyself&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;might actually have respect for you if it werent for kankri in the background making this seemingly-harmless opinion actually read “people who care about social justice are whiners and i am also probably a ginormous bigot”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.newschoolfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/6861665259_55b341be24_z.jpeg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51252133826</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51252133826</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:48:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c4a60de73b0c132eeb54daa8120e532/tumblr_mn41l6Rlve1r2qpyoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51252075721</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51252075721</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:47:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahsimsmeme:

Speaking of depressing.. this game gets you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3408778f6000f2832b8320df41dc20ab/tumblr_mnb88svtl61qffgx4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahsimsmeme.tumblr.com/post/51237757840/speaking-of-depressing-this-game-gets-you-in-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahsimsmeme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Speaking of depressing.. this game gets you in the feels in many ways&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51252050714</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51252050714</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:47:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ukju1Lc61qj26eao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251991333</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251991333</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:46:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkhn2px9Gc1qcf1jwo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251880141</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251880141</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:45:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thattallsummonerguy:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyla...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65e9d825a798d5f3ff43813bf1e83778/tumblr_mhnqeknveT1r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thattallsummonerguy.tumblr.com/post/51239609320/nazeem38-exxpensiveslang-shroomyloomyland" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thattallsummonerguy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nazeem38.tumblr.com/post/51188713034/exxpensiveslang-shroomyloomyland-that" target="_blank"&gt;nazeem38&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exxpensiveslang.tumblr.com/post/51127318150/shroomyloomyland-that-awkward-moment-when-you" target="_blank"&gt;exxpensiveslang&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shroomyloomyland.tumblr.com/post/51125397358/that-awkward-moment-when-you-moonwalk-into-mj" target="_blank"&gt;shroomyloomyland&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will reblog this forever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reblog because of the fun fact &gt;.&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251873987</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251873987</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:44:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cynicallyjaded:

Enough said…

uh.
You have got to pay taxes....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4302ddd3d2465fbdba98be8996ba650f/tumblr_mmp7368wNx1qeoyseo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cynicallyjaded.tumblr.com/post/50275309817/enough-said" target="_blank"&gt;cynicallyjaded&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Enough said…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;uh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You have &lt;em&gt;got&lt;/em&gt; to pay taxes. Part of that money will go to a cause you disagree with. Upset? &lt;strong&gt;JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As for the rest of those, most of it is stupid rhetoric that’s actually legal(it’s not illegal to have gay love, it’s just not possible to get married, which is actively being reverse so STFU).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, quit your bitching. Literally everybody else who is a citizen of a country has to pay their taxes and go through red tape. Upset about a regulation like lemonade stands requiring permits? &lt;em&gt;Write to your fucking city.&lt;/em&gt; It’s a lot more effective than brooding online, believe me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251764145</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251764145</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:43:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iguanamouth:

i dont know if yall are familiar with yotam...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Txlg1R2psD4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/43127605092/i-dont-know-if-yall-are-familiar-with-yotam" target="_blank"&gt;iguanamouth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i dont know if yall are familiar with yotam perel’s animations but you should be&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251137040</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251137040</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:34:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS
FUCKING NAME
FOR...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorothy-cotton.tumblr.com/post/25333184079/the-worst-part-about-constructing-your-own" target="_blank"&gt;dorothy-cotton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCKING NAME&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FOR EVERYTHING&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AND EVERYONE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s Digger and Elkay and also there&amp;#8217;s Josh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s Quincy and Creid who all live pretty posh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Levi and Luc are a scourge to the fun.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Lancer has a habit of leaving his son.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;General Olson of the XLC Army.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Brigadier Edison of New Albany.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251079735</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51251079735</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:33:46 -0400</pubDate><category>ignore</category><category>this is stupid</category><category>shut up</category></item><item><title>
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 
</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/slashbolt/51250705496/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51250705496" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250705496</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250705496</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:28:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>iamonlykidding:

bardofcheese:

The most unsettling soap I’ve...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d83961d3dcc981c3403712dd108e7751/tumblr_mmrwm9uTyY1r62fb0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamonlykidding.tumblr.com/post/50404021073/bardofcheese-the-most-unsettling-soap-ive-ever" target="_blank"&gt;iamonlykidding&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bardofcheese.tumblr.com/post/50403112970/the-most-unsettling-soap-ive-ever-seen" target="_blank"&gt;bardofcheese&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to rub it all over my nethers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250571255</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250571255</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:26:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>booksandwildthings:


giving-myself-to-ashes:




admiringthefuck...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vup0MIiF1qbz1cho3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://booksandwildthings.tumblr.com/post/38328101758/giving-myself-to-ashes" target="_blank"&gt;booksandwildthings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://giving-myself-to-ashes.tumblr.com/post/36529152786/admiringthefuckingscenery-bl00db3nder-and" target="_blank"&gt;giving-myself-to-ashes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://admiringthefuckingscenery.tumblr.com/post/34760387496/bl00db3nder-and-the-movie-couldnt-have-looked" target="_blank"&gt;admiringthefuckingscenery&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00db3nder.tumblr.com/post/25462143284/and-the-movie-couldnt-have-looked-like" target="_blank"&gt;bl00db3nder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the movie couldn’t have looked like this &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BECAUSE?!?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If cosplayers had made the ATLA movie, it would have probably won some Oscars…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me262f2t2L1qhu4r1.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously, this was made by teenagers in their spare time &lt;em&gt;because they were bored&lt;/em&gt; and it’s still better quality than the movie that took millions of dollars to make.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250544730</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250544730</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:26:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thehagakure:

ladies and gentlemen, naegi
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7612bd83a5c1a64307ad5a5f86dec599/tumblr_midjsiR75a1r21fazo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehagakure.tumblr.com/post/43320972662/ladies-and-gentlemen-naegi" target="_blank"&gt;thehagakure&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ladies and gentlemen, naegi&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250510291</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250510291</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:25:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a1232c824c337978942b2e7252de86e/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cacf24c6e218c865757dbea07402c056/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/badf4bf4ca96dcd8b3cea7a67585248a/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9af35ead9ca60cd8e0832186c50dd45e/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08eb33427a8800420462244d8a711238/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cd6548dfde4cb3fa696726e243a2453/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27a792dec7c0aad863916d50d26cfe22/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e95672a8607358153fc2ae71df21c61/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9796a6d8e76b983d2ad7dc0331debeaf/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5143598610b2dd1d381cd63a3fcc018/tumblr_mn1t8rtPIj1r7r66vo10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://agentlehobbit.tumblr.com/post/50818898288/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-present-to-you-olivia" target="_blank"&gt;agentlehobbit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250487499</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250487499</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:25:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>piglii:

vriskaaserket:

piglii:

fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://piglii.tumblr.com/post/51200116617/vriskaaserket-piglii-fun-senior-prank-idea" target="_blank"&gt;piglii&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vriskaaserket.tumblr.com/post/51199842256/piglii-fun-senior-prank-idea-lock-down-your" target="_blank"&gt;vriskaaserket&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://piglii.tumblr.com/post/51199772831/fun-senior-prank-idea-lock-down-your-entire" target="_blank"&gt;piglii&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Are you talking about Peeta from The Hunger Games?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e9e6d87a3296aa590b65a0f58b58b77d/tumblr_inline_mna9akH2Ju1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250420152</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250420152</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:24:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>delonge-my-thong:

its because I’m punk rock isn’t it?
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delonge-my-thong.tumblr.com/post/40052281651/its-because-im-punk-rock-isnt-it" target="_blank"&gt;delonge-my-thong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;its because I’m punk rock isn’t it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250406404</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250406404</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:24:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6bd707f27ae21091759248c41899653/tumblr_mnae24gJtB1rn863co1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250371527</link><guid>http://slashbolt.tumblr.com/post/51250371527</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 17:23:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sperminallycapitalist:

thesickestjokes:

“A vodka, please.”“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”“OK, a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sperminallycapitalist.tumblr.com/post/46306246016/thesickestjokes-a-vodka-please-erm-this" target="_blank"&gt;sperminallycapitalist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesickestjokes.tumblr.com/post/41143350380/a-vodka-please-erm-this-is-mcdonalds-ok" target="_blank"&gt;thesickestjokes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“A vodka, please.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“Erm, this is McDonald’s.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“OK, a McVodka, please.&lt;/p&gt;
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