May 2013
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
this reminds me of when i jokingly looked at a girl’s breasts with wide eyes and crooed “booooooobs” and she did the same at my crotch and said “vaginaaaaaaa”
basedona10000caloriediet:
kinzilauren:
maarkhoppus:
caucasianandwhite:
maarkhoppus:
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
lavicomtesse:
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
wuglet:
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
1 tag
jodi is a victim of domestic abuse
which is why when her boyfriend was murdered, she lied and said masked intruders did it
and even though she technically lied, it’s only natural. she was abused.
no wonder she stabbed the guy 40 something times, slit his throat, then shot him in the head.
HEY ALEX TAG YOUR FUCKING PORN
the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
aradiyeah:
tumblr is one of the finest examples of mob mentality i have ever seen
gundumbass:
do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of
12 tags
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
i want the reverse.
Flying around in jetpacks, while twiddling our electronic mustaches and going “Woman’s suffrage? What an unthinkable concept!”
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
radmarco:
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
jaclcfrost:
who needs the american dream when you have
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
cyberthug13:
girl: Hey
me: sup
girl: sup
me: enough small talk
egberts:
svvitzerland:
egberts:
svvitzerland:
svvitzerland:
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
squarekun:
reckling-turtle:
how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?
the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
after finding out that they are the sole person to be allowed to be sad, they proclaim to the heavens...
deadmaid:
sarahsprite:
deadmaid:
lvkesprite:
what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
