A Cornucopia of Mediocrity

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

i want the reverse.

Flying around in jetpacks, while twiddling our electronic mustaches and going “Woman’s suffrage? What an unthinkable concept!”

xomkcxo:

The end is near

xomkcxo:

The end is near

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

smilingemoticon:

reasons why i need feminism

smilingemoticon:

reasons why i need feminism

wellsy-ok:

srsly tho

wellsy-ok:

srsly tho

serenamidori:

LEE……..

radmarco:

the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook

wh0ritos:

chowder is the best show ever

wh0ritos:

chowder is the best show ever

jaclcfrost:

who needs the american dream when you have

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